Friday, 1 January 2016

2016

5478

Assalamualaikum, hai, hello~ okay, sekarang dah masuk 2016 kan? So.... Hari ni juga kita melompat ke tahun lompat lagi! 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣6️⃣🎉🎊

Dah genaplah 5478 hari saya hidup... Ha! Kiralah umur saya!! Okay, disebabkan saya dah tunggu bertahun-tahun tahun lompat ni, finally lega jugalah sebab it's coming akhirnya!! Alhamdulillah ~

Ni nak cakap sikit eh, siapa yang tak sedar tahun ni tahun lompat..... Meh saya nak belanja sikit! Nak belanja medicine untuk alzheimer siap-siap! *snap fingger* bangun eh! Bangun! Tahun ni saya ada birthday macam orang biasa.. Ahhh.... Akhirnya! 

Tapikan, bila birthday saya nanti, kalau nak belikan saya kek, saya tak mau kek telor tepung. Nak demand sikit la ye.. Almaklumlah, 4 kali setahun je nok~!! Saya nak kek 100% durian. Macam Nikhun 2pm tu bagi dekat Victoria f(x) tu.. Ha..... Demand ni kena besertakan Eno pati hali dengan Paracetamol sekali! Manalah tahu, incase demam keesokkan harinya kan? Bak kata pepatah, sediakan baldi sebelum hujan. Ye la.. Bang Maslan suruh jimat cermat.. Ye dok bang Maslan oi?


29 Februari 2016 jatuh pada hari Isnin. Sama dengan hari Rasulullah lahir. Ha.... So, saya ingat nak puasa sunatlah.... Tapi sound like it's gonna be hard... Tolong jangan suakan cake Red velvet dengan filling cream cheese tau!😂😂😂😂 memang saya buka mulutlah jawabnya!

Tahun ni kalau saya masuk KV, dapatlah sambut dengan kawan baru.. Kalau tak, ngadap jelah teman-teman yang hado ni! Hahahaha!! I love you guys tau, jangan nak sentap ye nyah-nyah sekalian~~

Tapikan, rasa sayang nak pindah kalau dapat KV tu... Yelah, KV belajar biasa je.. Tak ada pure science... Tak apalah.... Kita serahkan kepada Allah yang tentukan.. Allah knows what is the best for us kan.... 

Alright, that is it. Happy New year. Have a blast for 2016. Make a better year guys~ 👋😘

Sunday, 27 December 2015

Rasa Sayang!

Hello there! Okay, lately my school receiving tons of request for visiting from the 'jabatan' about internalization program with Japanese student. For those 'lucky' school that had been approved by my principle, congratulations!🎉 hahaha~ 

Usually, when they visit our school, we'll prepare some malaysian traditional or culture thingy. Like games or ceremony olok-olok(fake). Commonly we'll be play batu seremban, congkak, capteh, konda-kondi. The ceremony would be chinese tea ceremony. That's the funny one! Some of our students and teavhers will wear cheongsam and act like in old old old Chinese century! Hahaha! Chinese century...... Additional activities like batik painting and some traditional performance like indian dance, zapin dance, dikir barat and maybe there will be couple groups of student that will sing and perform breakdance.. I'm not sure about the sing and breakdance part because they not always free for perform. But, if they're a singing performance from the students, the song called Rasa Sayang will be perform. That song will make the Japanese students even the teacher sing along. All the time! 

2016 should be my last year study and 'work' in my school. But it not confirmed yet... I always handling the internationalization in back stage part. Like handling the stations, handling the schedule for the activities or  other back stage stuff.. But, sometimes I do participate the program as a chaperone. But not always.

Personally, I'd like being a chaperone rather than a back stage member. Each Japanese student will have a chaperone to accompany he/her for the whole time during the program. Basically, the program will be 3-4 hours only... So, it's a really short time to know your new foreign friend!😂😂😂 If the j.student terribly unlucky or have bad luck on that day, they'll get the bad chaperone. The bad chaperone that I mean is can't speak in english or Japanese. Can't communicate even a word. Ignore the j.student and only talk or chat with other student. I'm saying this based on what I've seen before. Most of them are junior or first time being a chaperone. Seriously I say, that situation just awful to watch.

And here some tips for those Japanese students that will join the school trip to Malaysia and will visit one of Malaysian school ;

1. Please, please, please wear a comfortable clothes on the day that you'll be visit the school. There will be ocean of sweat if you wear thick cloth. There will be bunch of hot dog later if you wear too exposed cloth. Don't wear harajuku style or weird sense of fashion unless you come here for doing cat walk on a fashion show. Wear something simple, that you would wear during summer.   

2. On the day you will visit the school, don't bring a big bulk bag. Or else it will be big bulk burden and you'll regret it later.

3. Even I'd like you to expect Malaysia weather will be hot like summer, there will be rain anytime anywhere. Be prepare. Always prepare extra shirt and pant with you. Also a pocket umbrella. Incase the weather spoil your OOTD

4. Be prepare for Malaysian selfie 'culture' of Malaysian. If you doesn't want them to take any picture of your face, just say : "Sorry, I don't want to. Sorry." Yes, always apologize twice. Since you just met the Malaysian for the first time. Unless you already close to them, just curse front of their face!! Hahahaha!!

5. If you want give a gift or merchandise from Japan to your chaperone or Malaysian friend, don't buy it from Daiso. Just don't. Because we have daiso shop here as well. And we can found your gift here too. That will make your chaperone disappointed of you.... And don't simply give foods as gift to your future chaperone. They might be a muslim, which mean they can't eat any product contains animal or alcohol. If still want her/him taste the taste of Japan, try to find a halal food instead.

I think that's it for now...

Saturday, 26 December 2015

Visiting Japan?

Assalamualaikum~ Apo koba eh orang kampong? Mugo sihat sintiaso hendak eh!

Alright! Hari ni we'll talk about me visiting Japan! Haaa...

Okay, I planning to have a short holiday in Yokohama, Japan. I heard that Yokohama famous with it beautiful beach and awesome relaxing park. I actually more attracted to park. Where I can sit, enjoying the fresh air while looking the sky changing it color.... Ahhh... Can you imagine it? I bet you can!

When come to Japan, peoples tend to think tokyo, harajuku, anime, weird sense of everything. But, believe me. It isn't like you think. For me, as a person who not really like skyscraper buildings, avoiding Tokyo when visiting Japan is a great choice. Urban jungle just not my style. So, I won't pickTokyo as my first place to go when in Japan.

Maybe I'll go to Fujisawa or Kanagawa or somewhere at that region. Because there are some place that has landscape that I really want to see it by my own eyes. I believe there is somewhere here that looks just like there, but the environment could be totally different. Yaa... I mean the temperature and all those stuff like Malaysia didn't have.....

I don't want to go with bunch of kids. It might turn into mountain of crap. Maybe I'll go with one of my friend. Maybe... I really want to feel the holiday or vacation feeling! It's been awhile feeling that feeling.... Ahahaha.. Poor myself! Boo me! Boo!

I want to go there when it's summer of spring or autumn.. But not late autumn. Because I hate low temperature! I hate being in cold wind or snowing! A big super huge duper giant NO! Summer could be super hot since I wear hijab and fully covered... But that not the excuse for me enjoying the hot season! If i go there in spring, I can watch the flowers bloom prettily and if it autumn, I can watch the path fully covered with orange-red leafs.. Aiiiyaa.. Feeling like in tumblr lah! That time, maybe I'll spend my time drinking hot tea in the cafes there.. 

This entry turn into my novels or what? Ahahaha!! This bunch of shitty words are only dunia khayalan dunia impian sahaja!!! 

Maybe I'll stay there only few weeks. Maybe one or two... Because I have a bad homesick syndrome! LOL! Mak, I love you!

Actually, I really want to visit the red brick thingy.. Yes, I said thingy because I didn't know what is that particular thing is it .. Haha! Poor me again!

Okay, I think that's it for now.. Pie~ wait, we iPhone doesn't have pie emoji? Hmmp! I'll drop ABC emoji instead 🍧. Because I really craving for ABC right now.........😭😭😭😭😭

Sunday, 22 November 2015

Sakit.

Assalamualaikum korang... 

Ni saya nak bai tahu yang saya dah gemuk!! Pipi ni dah kembung tak reti nak kempis... Frust tau tak? So, now saya tengah work out balik. Tiga kali seminggu saya akan pergi taman dekat bukit jalil daki bukit, lari, jog. Dari pagi sampai tengah hari saya akan berjemur bagi peluh keluar banyak-banyak.

Tapi! Sejak dok berjemur je, kulit hitam satu. Kepala asyik pening je. Mula-mula dia sakit dekat belah kiri je. Lama sikit, sakit belah kanan pula. Dulu macam ni jugak, tapi tu duluuuuu la. Dulu kalau jadi macam ni, sebelum tidur mesti migraine. Tapi sekarang tak migraine dah.. But still macam tanda-tanda dia nak mai balik je.

Tahun ni saya busy study, so tak selalu kena matahari. Kalau kena pun sehari tu je. So, bila kena matahari selalu, badan ni rasa something wrong. Rasa menyesal pula dulu tak selalu keluar. Haih...

Thursday, 12 November 2015

Am I a bad person?

Assalamualaikum semua~

 Ni nak cita sikit. Hari ada lagi orang dok bisik-bisik tak baca bismillah! Dia cakap yang saya ni bajet orang jahat! ... Memang korang je yang baik. Probably because I'm not a person who love to smile... Kot la..

Sebab bila saya sorang-sorang memang muka ketat. Tak tahu kenapa. Memang automatically cegituh. Lagi pun memang most of the time saya sorang-sorang. Sebab.... Tah la.. Tak ramai nak kawan dengan saya kot... Ahaha.. Entah lah. But I love to be alone. And I, my self hate my muka ketat. Memang agak hodoh ar.... I randomly ask my friend how is my face when I'm reading a book. They said macam singa baca buku. Tak tahu kenapa, memang tak sedar pun.

But I warm hearted apa... Some times cold mannered juga la....but I'm not a bad person. I haven't muder a person. I haven't kidnape a child... Just because I don't have smiley face, korang label saya as bad person? Common ah..... Old-fashioned ah.. Narrow minded. Otak sempit. Habis tuh, kalau abang-abang askar tuh? Muka sikit punya iras dengan rimau kebulur! Depa tuh jahat ka? Kalau ya, kenapa berjuang untuk negara? Apadaaaaahhh.....

Moral of the story, jangan menilai dari rupa. Yang berkilat tu tak semestinya permata. Plastik kena cahaya berkilat juga.  Yang berkarat tu tak semestinya tak bernilai. So, open your mind. Look through a wide sight.  

I'm your fan.


Bro, jangan buat duckface boleh tak? Tau la comel!

Okay, saya tak pernah pun jumpa mamat ni. Tapi kalau dia borak dekat insta, macam sembang dengan member yang kautim gila ah! I guess he is a friendly person... Teringin jugak nak jumpa, minta sign, selfie dengan dia. Now he still in Spain, but he os not in race hari tu. Tah kenapa tah! Hanya dia dan tuhan je yang tahu 😂😂😂😂

First time saya dengar nama mamat ni, I was like.... What? KG.com.my nyaaa!!😅😅 harap maaf ya! Saya jenis tak cakap dalam. Semua main lepas je... So, if korang nak lempang pun silalah main lepas jugak....👉👈 Korang tau tak nama dia? Siapa tak tahu ennn... Dak hot kot! 


When he did his debut, saya macam tak percaya ada Malaysian guna nombor sama dengan Marc Marquez. Which is 93. Masa tu sebenarnya ingat Japanese tau, tapi tengok helmet ada Jalur Gemilang 🇲🇾 I know he is a Malaysian. Btw, 93 orange saya sokong, 93 turquoise pun saya sokong!!

Bro, good luck for next season eh! #AnakMelayu 

Monday, 26 October 2015

Ayo! Stupidlah you!

Assalamualaikum dan salam sejahtera gais~ ni ha, saya tengah sedih ni. Mana tak sedih. Ramai dok bash kasi hentam sama my pakwe, Marc Marquez. Tak apa, let by gone be by gone ye sesayang sekalian. Biarlah Marc belajar dulu... Dia muda lagi. Biar dia rasa semua benda, up and down dalam carrier dia.

Okay, back to cerita yang nak di ceritakan nih. Hari tu, saya pergi Sepang, tengok race. Dekat sana ramai foreigners, semua orang tahu. Bila nak approach each other, of course speak in English right? As a student, English saya boleh tahan la.. Bukan nak riak, tapi memang tak la teruk bebenor. Dengan kawan-kawan pun saya cakap bahasa omputih biasanya. Sebab... Entah la... Dah biasa kot... 

I went Sepang with my friend. So we borak macam biasa. Suddenly,we saw angmoh yang handsome gila dekat belakang kita orang. Then my friend started whisper "Angmoh with red shirt behind us kinda cute!" I replied "Ha'ah lah! Tall like tiang lampu some more!" After that we continue talking about race. Lepas tu angmoh tadi ada depan saya and macam nak terjatuh. My friend scream "Weh! Angmoh tadilah! It's angmoh laaa!" I didn't see him because ada orang mamat dua orang lalu depan saya at the same time. I said "Angmoh? No lah! Not angmoh la!" But she keep saying it's him. Lepas tu mamat yang lalu tu dengar agaknya, dia cakap "Hah? Angmoi? Angmoi ah~" btw, kawan saya tu rupa cina sikit. Then saya buat muka while jeling dia. I said again to my friend "this is not angmoh la" mamat tadi jerit depan muka saya "Angmo Angmo! Ayo! Stupid lah you!" Sambil buat tangan ala reporter selalu berpantun tu.

We just speak about other person and you getting mad? Why? Angmoh is not a bad word what!? Angmoh is white people. Tak tahu tanya. Tiba-tiba saya kena "stupid" dah kenapa? Masalah kot! As a Malaysian and an asian, I don't speak brit english. I speak manglish a.k.a broken English. Kalau u olls engrish sangat sampai tak faham apa i olls cakap, tak perlulah guna word macam tu. Kita sama-sama Malaysian, jagalah budi bahasa. Marah tak tentu arah! Poraaahhh!

Kepada lelaki yang cakap stupid lah you tu, kenapa awak nak memaki tiba-tiba? Kot ia marah sebab saya cakap awak bukan angmoh, kenapa? Betul apa. Ke marah sebab awak tak secomel dan sekacak angmoh?😏😏😏😏