Okay, back to cerita yang nak di ceritakan nih. Hari tu, saya pergi Sepang, tengok race. Dekat sana ramai foreigners, semua orang tahu. Bila nak approach each other, of course speak in English right? As a student, English saya boleh tahan la.. Bukan nak riak, tapi memang tak la teruk bebenor. Dengan kawan-kawan pun saya cakap bahasa omputih biasanya. Sebab... Entah la... Dah biasa kot...
I went Sepang with my friend. So we borak macam biasa. Suddenly,we saw angmoh yang handsome gila dekat belakang kita orang. Then my friend started whisper "Angmoh with red shirt behind us kinda cute!" I replied "Ha'ah lah! Tall like tiang lampu some more!" After that we continue talking about race. Lepas tu angmoh tadi ada depan saya and macam nak terjatuh. My friend scream "Weh! Angmoh tadilah! It's angmoh laaa!" I didn't see him because ada orang mamat dua orang lalu depan saya at the same time. I said "Angmoh? No lah! Not angmoh la!" But she keep saying it's him. Lepas tu mamat yang lalu tu dengar agaknya, dia cakap "Hah? Angmoi? Angmoi ah~" btw, kawan saya tu rupa cina sikit. Then saya buat muka while jeling dia. I said again to my friend "this is not angmoh la" mamat tadi jerit depan muka saya "Angmo Angmo! Ayo! Stupid lah you!" Sambil buat tangan ala reporter selalu berpantun tu.
We just speak about other person and you getting mad? Why? Angmoh is not a bad word what!? Angmoh is white people. Tak tahu tanya. Tiba-tiba saya kena "stupid" dah kenapa? Masalah kot! As a Malaysian and an asian, I don't speak brit english. I speak manglish a.k.a broken English. Kalau u olls engrish sangat sampai tak faham apa i olls cakap, tak perlulah guna word macam tu. Kita sama-sama Malaysian, jagalah budi bahasa. Marah tak tentu arah! Poraaahhh!
Kepada lelaki yang cakap stupid lah you tu, kenapa awak nak memaki tiba-tiba? Kot ia marah sebab saya cakap awak bukan angmoh, kenapa? Betul apa. Ke marah sebab awak tak secomel dan sekacak angmoh?😏😏😏😏
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